For love and stationary..

{"She: <sniffing> When I'm sad I buy stationary.
Her: What sense does that make?
She: <looks down> I don't know...
Her: Ummm.. I mean, why stationary?
She: Because it's stationary. They probably call it that cause it won't change on you. And it's nice to you. It's almost like chocolate, only you can't eat it. But it makes things nice and organized and colorful, just the way I like it.
Her: Oh my god. You're in love with paperclips and scissors. No wonder real relationships never make the cut. get it? CUT??
She: Real clever. Thank god you didn't say 'pun intended'."}