For 25 and life

|So far, 25 has taught me:

a. I don't give a shit about most things

b. I hate everything else

c. I have the stamina of a geriatric english bulldog

d. Salad is food

e. Heels are unnecessary

f. Pj's are acceptable clothing, for everywhere

g. Spellings are important

h. Somedays, Upworthy is the inspiration I need to make it out of bed

i. I can tell the tone people typed in, over the text

j. 40m/hr is a very comfortable speed

k. Morality is perspective (unless it's murder or rape or such - that's just straight up f*****)

l. Making lists is the most effective way of fooling myself into believing I'm doing something constructive

m. M&Ms get better with age

n. "Your mother" is not a passable comeback unless you're 15

o. It's okay to not know stuff

p. Religion is not faith

q. Long phone calls are exhausting, it's better to meet in person

r. Good digestion is the most special blessing

s. Batman makes more sense because he has issues as opposed to Superman who has Kryptonite 

t. Everything that says "Best before" is still pretty good after

u. People will cancel on you, it won't shatter your ego

v. The socks won't match and it won't kill you

w. You have skin, you are skinny

x. Accepting your inner nerd is the best gift you can give yourself

y. Question stuff and you'll realize nobody actually knows everything

z. If the laundry is done half of your life is sorted